Statistics Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Baseball Cartoon 4879: An announcer at a baseball game says, "Number 20 is up. His batting average is 320 and his drug tests are negative."
Passenger Cartoon 5224: Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.” People climb over other passengers on an airplane.
Sweepstakes Cartoon 9040: A woman looking at an envelope asks an excited man holding, "Do you really think the sweepstake people are going to award you a million dollars when they misspelled your name on the mass mailing list?"
Crime Cartoon 7348: A judge saying, "Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you."
Risk Cartoon 9152: "Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long, he never ate anything after its expiration date, and he even wore a helmet when walking down the street." A small meteorite falls from the sky and bounces off his helmet. He's dazed, but OK. Ted says, "Whew! Maybe I should also start wearing a suit of armor."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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