Genetics Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Battery Cartoon 7253: "Where Are They Now." "Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries."
Genetics Cartoon 5499: King Kong holding Fay Wray says, "You must have a lot of recessive genes."
Genes Cartoon 2505: A doctor says to a woman who’s just given birth to a baby with a Nike Swoosh on him, “Doesn't that birthmark look like a Nike Swoosh? He must have designer genes.”
Baking Cartoon 5567: A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, "Born to Bake."
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Baseball Cartoon 5383: A catcher with HUGE hands has a tattoo, "Born to play baseball."
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Mouse Cartoon 0215: An engineer says, "Gentlemen, we have invented a better mouse trap." A mouse says, "Gentlemouses, we have invented a better mouse."
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Eye Cartoon 7119: A father who wears large glasses looks a newly delivered baby who’s also got large glasses and says to the doctor, "Oh dear. He's got my eyes."
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Tree Cartoon 1095: "Science at work: Trees genetically bred to sprout name tags to make identification easier."
Checking Cartoon 2789: "Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic."
Pollution Cartoon 8397: A woman with one eye in the middle of her head says to a group, "Well, I grew up in a household where we burned our trash, plastics and all ..."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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