Mechanic Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Motorcycle Cartoon 6807: A biker says to a mechanic, "Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time."

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Heart Cartoon 1410: Mechanic says to someone in a hospital bed rigged up to a machine, "The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance."

Ceramic Cartoon 5941: A car mechanic working on potter wheel shaping clay figures says, "They hired me to work on a ceramic engine."

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Painting Cartoon 6543: Men on two bikes riding down a road with an extension ladder over their necks. One asks, "David, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?"

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Repo Cartoon 8179: As someone's car moans and has ghosts and spirits coming out of it says to someone whose car is being towed, "You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist."

Safety Cartoon 8405: A woman yells through a megaphone at a mechanic, “Wear you hearing protection or else!”

Car Repair Cartoon 8033: A space alien in a garage says to a mechanic, "I understand you work on foreign models?"

Car Repair Cartoon 4457: A car mechanic saying to a doctor, “My diagnosis, Doc, indicates the need for a catalystectomy, a carburetor transplant and a radiator bypass.”

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Towing Cartoon 8181: “Ben Hur gets a tow.” Ben Hur in his chariot cracks a whip at the tow truck in front of him.

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Safety Cartoon 4239: Two mechanic’s in a garage are drinking coffee and talking. One says, “I didn't know it was so dangerous.” The other asks, “The shop?” The first replies, “No. Mac’s coffee.”

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McHumor’s Blog Post: A Road Trip in a 1951 Plymouth

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist