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Gas Station Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Robot Cartoon 3618
Robot Cartoon 3618: A robot putting gas straight into his head at a "Self Service" station.

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Geology Cartoon 6837

Geology Cartoon 6837: A sign at a gas station, "No dinosaurs died to make our gas."

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Gas Station Cartoon 5774

Gas Station Cartoon 5774: "A Self Service Island" A gas station that's on a tiny desert island.

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Recycling Cartoon 6738
Recycling Cartoon 6738: A medieval castle where they are pouring boiling oil on invaders is a sign, "Recycle Your Used Motor Oil Here."

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Energy Cartoon 4464
Energy Cartoon 4464: A lawyer saying to a judge, "Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG."

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Truck Cartoon 8208
Truck Cartoon 8208: A truck passes a road sign, "Speed Limit 10 Gallons Per Hour."

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Hybrid Cartoon 8349

Hybrid Cartoon 8349: "Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car." A farmer in front of a field of corn and a gas pump that's pumping ears of corn right into a car.

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Carbon Cartoon 8177

Carbon Cartoon 8177: A rower on a slave galley ship says, “I for one don’t care about carbon emissions. I wish we went back to using a diesel powered engine.”

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Science Cartoon 5148

Science Cartoon 5148: A man's gas tank starts spouting ideas (e.g., e=mc2, to be or not to be ... ). He says, "This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank."

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Motorcycle Cartoon 8910

Motorcycle Cartoon 8910: A motorcyclist at a gas station with a squeegee through his head says to a huge muscle builder walking away, "Thank you for sharing the squeegee."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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