Small Business Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Business Cartoon 5051: Someone painting a name on a store has crossed out several mistakes. He says, “Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering."

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Business Cartoon 7730: At McWit Appliance Store there’s a sign, "Sale. Everything Must Go." Refrigerators, stoves, vacuums, a cash register and an employee are being thrown out the window.

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Accounting Cartoon 7885: An accountant asks a man, "Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?" He replies, "That it's time to change the printer cartridge?"

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Lawsuit Cartoon 3823: A security guard with a beeping wand says, "This shows that not only were you shoplifting, but that you're going to sue my employer."

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Store Cartoon 5735: A remote store at the top of a cliff advertises, "7:00 to 7:01, a Store That's Equally Inconvenient to Everywhere."

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Kid Cartoon 5189: A kid at a lemonade stand, looking at a thug with a machine gun saying, "I think we've been infiltrated by the mob."

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Walking Cartoon 4918: Two Neanderthals standing in front of a store, "Walking Shoes 'R Us," which is having a "Fire Sale." One asks, "What's fire?" The other asks, "What's walking?"

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Management Cartoon 5695: A dumpy store has a sign, "Under New Mismanagement."

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Computer Cartoon 3625: A man says to a woman at a computer, "Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year."

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Refrigerator Cartoon 7869: Looking at a large refrigerator shaped lump is stuck in a computer cable someone says, “Our computer network slows down every time someone orders a refrigerator from our web site.”

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

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