Phone Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Phone Cartoon 2731: "What you imagine everyone else's phone looks like." A phone with nothing but hold buttons.

Dog Cartoon 1548: Of dog drooling as phone rings and a woman says, "Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!"

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Fashion Cartoon 2733: At the Super Hero Clothing Store Batman handing Superman a cap and pointing at a phone booth asks, "Would you care to try it on in the dressing room?"

Psychology Cartoon 1039: A Lemming answering a phone at a call center saying, "Lemming Suicide Hotline."

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Phone Cartoon 9318: “Phone Henge.” A Druid takes a selfie in front of huge old phones positioned like the rocks at Stonehenge.

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Phone Book Cartoon 9004: A grumpy man reading the phone book thinks, "My Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development."

Vampire Cartoon 1427: As vampire's phone screeches his wife says, "I just love this new ring tone."

Telemarketer Cartoon 4523: A Martian with eight eyes says, "I got into telemarketing because I have a hard time maintaining eye contact when making a sale."

Snake Cartoon 1374: A snake tangled in telephone chord says to another, "Yet another reason to forego the landline."

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Bear Cartoon 5081: A sleepy bear looking at a ringing phone saying, "Even though I’m on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again."

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Cell Phone Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist