Phone Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Cloning Cartoon 2732: Four identical men walk out of a "Clone Booth."

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History Cartoon 4644: "Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested."

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Phone Cartoon 6002: "The city found a way to avoid sending some obsolete electronics to a land fill." A police officer hits a car with an old phone near a sign that says, "Speed Limit 50 MPH. Enforced by phones."

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Bird Cartoon 2708: “Handicapped Accessible Pole.” A bird in a wheelchair sits on telephone wires looking eagerly down on a man walking by carrying an umbrella.

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Lion Cartoon 8619: A lion with a phone says to another, "Let's call Jane and make people noises."

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Justice Cartoon 8652: Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scale.

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Technical Support Cartoon 6219: A man on the phone hears, "Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... "

Parrot Cartoon 4957: Of a parrot says to a woman, “Have I got a deal for you ... Have I got a deal for you ...” She asks it, “Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I’m at work?”

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Appliance Cartoon 1267: A phone sales clerk holding an old rotary phone says, "This was one of the first phones that let you do more than make calls. Alas, there wasn't much demand for a phone that doubled as a blender."

Phone Cartoon 1324: A kid on a phone with a cord says, "I’m calling you from my grandma’s weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.”

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Cell Phone Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist