Motorcycle Repair Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Motorcycle Cartoon 6807: A biker says to a mechanic, "Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time."

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Bike Cartoon 6868: A mechanic using jumper cables on a motorcycle yelling, "CLEAR!"

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Motorcycle Cartoon 7425: A biker whose motorcycle has two flats and a smoking engine says, "The Feng Shui of the road must be off."

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Motorcycle Cartoon 6872: A thief says to another taking a motorcycle from a garage says, "No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty."

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Motorcycle Cartoon 6869: As an operatic Viking woman in a garage is about to sing, a mechanic in front of a heap of a bike says to the owner, "Uh oh. The fat lady's about to sing. This doesn't bode well for your motorcycle."

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Motorcycle Cartoon 6810: A biker in a garage says, "I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy."

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Bee Cartoon 6998: As bees fly out of a motorcycle a mechanic says, "I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds."

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Scooter Cartoon 7424: A witch on a scooter explains, "My broom's in the shop."

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Disease Cartoon 6999: "Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists." A mechanic looks at a motorcycle that's all discombobulated.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist