Job Interview Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Employment Cartoon 8825: An employment officer asks an applicant, "Organ Donor. Any other talents?"

Christmas Cartoon 7702: Santa in a Heating & Air Employment Office says, “I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.”

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Business Cartoon 4393: A woman at a job interview says, “Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.”

Monkey Cartoon 8623: Someone in an employment office says to a chimp with a resume, "You need more on your resume than monkey see, monkey do."

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Security Cartoon 7214: A man saying to a job applicant, "You've certainly got some unique career goals: to break into the computer systems of the Department of Defense, the CIA, and Bank of America."

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Computer Cartoon 7150: A space alien with 20 fingers per hand says, "I can type 500 words per minute."

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Vampire Cartoon 7178: Dracula interviewing at a school says, “I can only teach night classes.”

Employment Cartoon 3341: An employment officer says to a job applicant, "Judging from your resume, you must have received an A in creative writing."

Loan Cartoon 2971: A thuggish looking man in a "Bank Employment Office" says, "I have lots of experience. I was a loan shark for a decade."

Baby Cartoon 8296: "Child labor law violations in the white collar work place." A baby in a crib and on the phone says, "I'm sorry. This is technical support. Personnel is extension 555."

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Page 2: Unemployment & Job Lay Offs Cartoons

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First Day on the Job Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist