Software, Hardware & Internet Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Computer Cartoon 1185: A computer shoots a fellow and says, "User Made Fatal Error."

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Phone Cartoon 5839: An African explorer on the phone sees a spear with a note on it thrown towards him says, "Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in."

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Lab Cartoon 6605: Looking at his lab rats, a scientist, a bill in hand, asks, "All right, who's been buying things on eBay and charging them to my lab account?"

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Email Cartoon 8131: A business manager says, "Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list."

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Cyberspace Cartoon 6736: "Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace." A man middle of a flock of sheep and goats looks a computer screen that says, "Error, Error, Error."

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Internet Cartoon 6474: A panhandler's sign says, "I took a wrong turn on the Information Super Highway."

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Map Cartoon 8489: Some one at a computer says, “Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.”

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Chinese Cartoon 0146: A Chinese boy asks man with an abacus, "Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?"

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Computer Cartoon 1331: “Great Moment #219 in Computing.” A man and woman walk by Wright Brothers' Bike Shop, look at a computer and say, “No chance it’ll fly.”

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Computer Cartoon 1388: A woman in bed says to her husband, "You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... "

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist