Computer Hardware Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Computer Cartoon 5397: A woman says, "I see the computer system is down again," as a computer falls from a window.
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Electronics Cartoon 8129: As a boy drools over electronics for sale his girlfriend asks: "How come you never look at me that way?"
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Computer Cartoon 6822: Of a computer with fingers coming out of it, all with little bits of string tied around them, a man says, "This baby has lots of memory."
Computer Cartoon 2851: A man says to a courier, “If you deliver this computer by a jet that breaks the sound barrier it might not be too obsolete by the time it arrives.”
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Divorce Cartoon 1309: In court a man says, "We're seeking a divorce on the grounds of incompatible computers."
Court Reporter Cartoon 8340: Everyone in a deposition room are tangled up in a court reporters cords. The witness asks, "Have you considered going wireless?"
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Court Cartoon 3626: A bailiff swearing in a computer in court says, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
Editing Cartoon 9140: A caveman surrounded by stone tablets and chiseling on one and says to another, "I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can."
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Tolstoy Cartoon 9038: "War & Peace as it was written and as it would have been written if Tolstoy had invested in a good word processor." A large book is next to a humongous book.
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Computer Cartoon 7058: Looking at an ancient computer in an office someone says "When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954."
Evolution Cartoon 2839: A computer salesman says to a gorilla, "Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now."
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
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