Baking Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Logger Cartoon 3688

Logger Cartoon 3688: A woman says to a lumber jack cutting a loaf lengthwise, "Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again."

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Law Cartoon 5302: A judge saying to another, "I see another verdict was just handed down,” as a pie flies out of the Torts Court.

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School Cartoon 4728

School Cartoon 4728: "Worried about their funding, the Pentagon went to schools to learn how to run successful bake sales." A general walks up to a bunch of scholars."

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Clown Cartoon 6339
Clown Cartoon 6339: A contractor with a pie in his face says, "This is the last time I bid on a job from Clowns In Your Face."

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Snack Food Cartoon 7000: "Misfortune Cookies." Someone reads cookie that says, "A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future." Outside the window you can see a piano is falling.

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Donut Cartoon 8048

Donut Cartoon 8048: An office squatting over a dead woman with a large hole in her chest says to a another, “Looks like a hollow point donut fired at close range. See the powdered sugar residue?”

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Food Processing Cartoon 5032: "A New Product from the McWit Sawmill & Bakery, The Highest Fiber Bread: Half wheat and half Bark."

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Bread Cartoon 1977: "Blunder Bread makes the body grow in 12 different ways: Way #9." A body with heads, legs and arms growing out of it.

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Wheat Cartoon 8091: A shopper looking at a loaf of Whole Wheat bread asks, “How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?”

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Cat Calendar

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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All work on this page is copyright protected.

If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include: All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa (T-) McCracken. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon first. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are pursued by CartoonStock Enforcement.