Accounting Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Accounting Cartoon 6673: As a huge wad of money flies through his office window, an accountant on the phone says, "Miss McWit, please hold all my appointments. Something's come up."

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Computer Virus Cartoon 5160: Computer operator saying, "It was great. The program showed profits and sales were up 95%. Then I discovered my computer had a virus."

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Religion Cartoon 5079: In a chapel full of robed bearded men one reads a report to a monk, "Prophets are up."

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Accounting Cartoon 5811: "Where are they now: Jack from Jack and the Bean Stalk ends up in a dead end job as a bean counter."

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Tax Cartoon 6714: An accountant says to someone, "I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million."

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Bankruptcy Cartoon 7156: A financial planner saying to someone, "Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure."

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Accounting Cartoon 8271: An office advertises, "Pretty Good Pension Actuaries. Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You probably won't even notice the errors in your valuation reports."

Gravity Cartoon 7165: As things float in the around an office someone says to another, "I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again."

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Spreadsheet Cartoon 7543: Of someone at a computer with a very long screen another says, "This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets."

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Checking Cartoon 2789: "Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic."

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Stock, Bond & Mutual Fund Cartoons

Tax Cartoons

White Collar Crime Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist