Security Guard & Robbery Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Shoplifting Cartoon 3013: A security guard holding an awful jacket says to a punk, "You're not only a shoplifter, you're someone with dreadful taste."

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Magic Cartoon 3000: A security guard in front of a sign, "Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted" searching a magician, El Cognito, and is perplexed as he pulls hundreds of handkerchiefs tied together from the man's tuxedo pocket.

Security Cartoon 6138: "Suspect Is Alarmed and Dangerous." Someone breaking into a construction site with lots of alarm clocks strapped to his body.

Crime Cartoon 5202: A security guard catching a robber taking money from a safe asks, "Withdrawing or depositing?"

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Crime Cartoon 7348: A judge saying, "Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you."

Referee Cartoon 7188: At football game a security guard asks a referee, “What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?”

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Construction Cartoon 6159: At an empty construction site with no tools or lumber anywhere a builder looks on. "Dave considered hiring a night watchman to guard the building materials, but had a breach of rational thought when he decided to rely on his belief in the innate goodness of humanity."

Helicopter Cartoon 6059: A helicopter is stealing one of the heads from Mount Rushmore. A ranger with his back turned says to another, "Our new security measures have virtually eliminated thefts in the park."

Kid Cartoon 9025: A mother says to a father, "What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime."

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Museum Cartoon 7744: A sign in an empty frame at a museum says, "We have temporarily lost our picture." "Still Life of a TV Set."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist