Mugging Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Fashion Cartoon 5026: A man being mugged by a tacky looking fellow saying, "Checked polyester? Haven't you heard the expression 'Dressed to kill'?"

Police Cartoon 5126: A police officer arresting a mugger says to the bleeding victim, " ... and use All Temperature Bluo to get those blood stains out."

Fashion Cartoon 4346: Someone who's been mugged saying to a paramedic, “I didn't see the man who mugged me, although he did wear $250 UV filtered aviator glasses by LeWit of Paris."

Paramedic Cartoon 6992: An injured ancient Roman yelling, "I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!"

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Mugger Cartoon 2014: As a thief runs off one of his victims says, "That's what I like about small town life. Did you notice how polite that mugger was?"

Crime Cartoon 5495: A man on the stand saying to the judge, "Two witnesses can testify that at the time of the robbery I was miles away assaulting someone."

Crime Cartoon 2333: "The growing problem of employee theft." A robber walks out with an employee over his shoulder.

Mugging Cartoon 1917: A man says to a cop, "I was just mugged despite using mouthwash and deodorant that promised great protection."

In addition to cartooning, I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Whale Cartoon 8009H: "Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pick Pockets."

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Loan Cartoon 2971: A thuggish looking man in a "Bank Employment Office" says, "I have lots of experience. I was a loan shark for a decade."

Page 1: House Burglary & Car Theft Cartoons

Page 2: Mugging Cartoons

Page 3: Bank Robber Cartoons

Page 4: Robbery, Burglary & Theft toons

Security Guard & Robbery Cartoons

Locksmith & Robbery Cartoons

Gang Cartoons

Mob & Organized Crime Cartoons

Murder Cartoons

Police Cartoons

Prison & Jail Cartoons

Robbery, Burglary & Theft Cartoons

Security Cartoons

Superman & Super Hero Cartoons

White Collar Crime Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist