Attorney & Lawyer Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Prison Cartoon 2643: A man hanging in a dungeon says to another, "I have to talk to my lawyer about the deal he made to get me a suspended sentence."

Law Cartoon 7310: “Tarzan interviews for a position as a corporate lawyer.” An interviewer asks, “When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won’t forget which side you’re representing?"

Lawyer Cartoon 6510: A defense attorney dressed as a clown greeting his client, "Hi, I'm your pro-Bozo attorney."

Magna Carta Cartoon 2639: A court jester says to a king, "If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

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Lawyer Cartoon 8300: A woman in a gym with a twisted body saying, "I always have a hard-time unwinding when I'm trying a big case."

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Meeting Cartoon 6021: As two men on an island fight one sees a book, Robert's Rules of Order, wash up on shore. He says, “What luck!”

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Tree Cartoon 5593: Behind a truck that says "Tree Doctor," are ones that say "Tree Lawyer" and "Tree CPA.”

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Engineering Cartoon 7527: A caveman surrounded by stone tablets and chiseling on one and says, "What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?"

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Music Cartoon 8362: A client says to a lawyer, "I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track."

Lawyer Cartoon 8382: A woman watching TV with man with a broken leg watching says, "Honey, this lawyer says that if you call him, all of your problems will magically disappear and he'll throw in a free pen if you call in the next 5 minutes!”

Exercise Cartoon 2676: A plaque outside an office says, "Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard."

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist