Basketball Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Basketball Cartoon 4817: A basketball referee wearing dark glasses and using a white cane says to another, "I'm just living up to the fans' expectations."
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Referee Cartoon 4111: A referee with holding a trumpet says, “I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better."
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Referee Cartoon 6700: One freezing devil shivering in the middle of a snowstorm in hell says to another, "Hell’s freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials."
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Referee Cartoon 5001: A basketball referee says to an irate elderly woman waving her umbrella at him, "You're right, Mom. It was a bad call."
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Basketball Cartoon 6728: A snake charmer playing his flute as his snake rises and puts a basketball right in the basket. A referee flips through a rule book and says, "Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal."
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Gym Cartoon 2927: "Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag." A perplexed man in a locker room pulls a woman's bathing suit from his bag.
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Geriatric Cartoon 0678: "Miss Fishmonger who never seems to age." A woman says to a tall basketball player and an old man, "Why John, I remember you when you were this high."
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Basketball Cartoon 6625: A referee looking at gobbledygook coming out of a basketball scoreboard says, "We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer."
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Tarzan Cartoon 8630: "How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan." Tarzan swings in on a vine to dunk a basketball.*
*Denny Miller, the 12th actor to play Tarzan was discovered at a UCLA basketball game.
Hotel Cartoon 5335: "The Sports Hotel offers sports fans amenities beyond a pool and a workout room." A basketball hoop is above a bed in a hotel room.
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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