Psychology Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Sleep Cartoon 8563

Sleep Cartoon 8563: "Dave got up on the wrong side of the bed again." His bed is next a window that is open, and he accidentally steps out of it.

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Cemetary Cartoon 8564
Cemetery Cartoon 8564: A bunch of tombstones have the same inscription, “Good Old What's His Name, He most likely was known for something."

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Medical Cartoon 8281: "At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention." People's stomachs shout, "Get out of my space!" "Don't go there with me!" "Leave me alone!" "Oh yeah, same to you!" and "Will you all just shut up!"

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Psychology Cartoon 8293

Psychology Cartoon 8293: A middle-aged, fat, balding slob in a too small t-shirt and boxer shorts is slumped in a chair smoking a cigar and drinking a beer while watching TV next to a lazing dog. He says to his son, “No Timmy, we’re different from the animals. We have a purpose in life.”

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Kid Cartoon 4920

Kid Cartoon 4920: A kid says to his brother, "Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want."

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Grim Reaper Cartoon 6926: "Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit." Next to the Grim Reaper in his black gown is one in a reaper in a gown with smiley faces.

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Parking Cartoon 7008

Parking Cartoon 7008: Someone looking at a car that's rammed into others while parking saying, "It was inevitable: first offensive driving, now offensive parking."

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Coffee Cartoon 8109: A woman’s desk is cluttered with all kinds of drinks (tea, sodas, chocolate milk), everything but coffee. She says, “I gave up coffee, but I don’t see any difference in my irritability.”

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Dentist Cartoon 8657: "Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places." In the desert a dentist on a ladder works on a patient in a chair twenty feet off the ground.

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Religion Cartoon 2064

Religion Cartoon 2064: God on a psychiatric couch says, "I’m an agnostic now that I’ve started having self doubts.”

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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