Soldier & War Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Train Cartoon 5510: A general on a bus with a missile in the overhead compartment saying, "The transit system got a big subsidy when they agreed to carry missiles on their buses and trains."

Shakespeare Cartoon 2150: A fallen king saying to a knight: "My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?"

Weapons Cartoon 1948: When a caveman throws a rock another says, “You know, if we let him throw another he'll eventually want a rocket launcher.”

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Satellite Cartoon 0178: An astronomer says to another, "I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites."

Electrician Cartoon 7171: "Tomb of the Unknown Electrician." A general salutes a huge electric socket with legs sticking out of it.

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War Cartoon 1423: "Unrest Area." A car drives past an area with people fighting.

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Soldier Cartoon 0482: A sergeant says to a private, "Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!"

Tank Cartoon 0922: A patrolman on a motorcycle asks the driver of a humongous tank going the wrong way on a one-way road, "Can't you read?"

Liability Cartoon 3012: A medic with lots of papers says to a wounded soldier, "... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ..." "Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone."

Vitamin Cartoon 0155: "The B1 Vitamin Bomber." The plane is a huge vitamin table dropping pills.

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist