Cartoons about Kids

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Vegetable Cartoon 4029: A kid in a restaurant yells, "Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation."

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Ceramic Cartoon 6609: A kid sculpting in clay says to a friend, "I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it."

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Pony Cartoon 8518: “Pony Love.” A little kid in riding gear is eye to eye with a pony with hearts above both of them.

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Horse Cartoon 8516: A kid riding a horse wearing tennis shoes. "Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers."

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Monopoly Cartoon 6209: A boy holding a card while playing Monopoly with a cop says, "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But I wasn't read my rights."

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Computer Cartoon 1192: A kid goes into a Magnetic Computer Tape Storage Room with a magnet, "21st Century Childhood Pranks."

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Piano Cartoon 9016: A little girl playing the piano thinks, "I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal."

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School Cartoon 2248: A woman says, "I signed your report card with an X. With your grades I didn't want your teacher to think your mother was literate."

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Kid Cartoon 4407: A woman asks her husband, "May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room."

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Lawyer Cartoon 5462: An attorney handing a summons to a boy in a tree house that says, "Boys Club, Girls keep out," as her client, a small girl watches. She says, "I'm afraid we're going to have to charge your club with sex discrimination."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist