Police Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Prisoner Cartoon 2028: A prisoner in front of a phone says to a police officer, “Personally, I'd prefer to call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.”

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Police Cartoon 0271: A man in a simple suit says says to two men in garish clothing, "Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

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Police Cartoon 4821: Of a police dog driving car as officer sits in the passenger seat another officer says: "McWit relies on that dog too much."

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Witness Cartoon 1727: A man in a huge rabbit suit in an FBI office says, “I have a few questions about the new identity your witness protection people set up for me.”

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Terrorism Cartoon 7359: An officer holding a box of Duct Tape says, "Due to budget cuts this is the only equipment we have in the event of a bio-terrorist attack."

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Miranda Cartoon 3830: A police officer reading from a card to someone he's arrested says, "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go? Do not collect $200! What happened to my Miranda card?"

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Police Cartoon 7449: "Pandora's Police Call Box." An ancient Greek woman is at a Call Box with all sorts of demons spewing out.

Gravity Cartoon 1042: A police officer says to a floating man, "OK, Louie, knock it off or I'll arrest you for violating the law of gravity."

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Holmes Cartoon 5913: Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Police Cartoon 8568: A doctor examining a police officer who’s got blue skin says, “Off hand, I’d say you’re suffering from the Blue Flu.”

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Construction Cartoon 6085: On a job site a government inspector looking at a space alien he says, "Are you sure your new day laborer is a legal alien?"

Addiction Cartoon 8057: A police officer taking a woman in handcuffs from a drug store looks at a huge prescription bottle of chocolate and says to the pharmacist, “She’s dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.”

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist