Gay & Lesbian Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Insect Cartoon 6814: A praying mantis watching a female eating her mate saying, "I don't know how many times I told Fred that being a heterosexual praying mantis was going to get him killed one of these days."

Gay Cartoon 7447: A) A man sees a princess kiss a frog. B) When it turns into a handsome prince she says "Drat." C) The man kisses a frog. D) When it turns into a princess. He says: "Drat." E) The two swap partners.

Fashion Cartoon 7309: Someone saying to a woman with a bra stuck on the back of her jacket, "Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

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Weeds Cartoon 8803: A flower says to a weed, "Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end."

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Tooth Cartoon 8871: Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way

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Bible Cartoon 1872: Noah saying to his boy who's bringing animals on board, "Son, two of each animal, but not two males."

Veterinarian Cartoon 5309: A dog saying to a lawyer, "I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctor/patient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids."

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Cat Cartoon 6789: A cat says to a vet, "I'm warning you. I sued my last vet because he didn't respect doctor patient confidentiality and blabbed to the tabloids about my sex change operation."

Spider Cartoon 5140: A black widow eats her mate. "Homosexuality might a good idea for the male black widows."

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist