Retirement Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Community Cartoon 8995: A cannibal saying to another, “We're getting to old to hunt. Lets move into a gated community and eat the other residents.”

Elderhostel Cartoon 7841: “Godzilla Meets Frankenstein: A touching story of two retired actors finding themselves at the same Elderhostel.” At a mixer they’re wearing name tags and one says, "Hi I'm Godzilla" and the other says "Hi I'm Frankenstein."

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Bee Cartoon 7506: "Worker & Retired Bees.” One bee punches a time clock and another is in an easy chair watching TV.

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Writing Cartoon 7145: "Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home." One old codger on the porch brags to another, "I once discovered a particle this SMALL." The other says, "Oh yeah! Well I once wrote a book this BIG."

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RV Cartoon 6925: "Gen-Xers in their retirement years." Mobile homes in space."

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Skiing Cartoon 4895: "The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort." A woman lives in a huge ski boot that's sliding down the hill.

Eskimo Cartoon 6174: An Eskimo in front of a melted igloo in the desert says, "I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt."

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Motorcycle Cartoon 9250: "Easy Rider's Golden Years." An aging biker, his thinning hair being blown by a fan, sits astride a bike that's in the back of a pickup truck up on blocks.

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Retirement Cartoon 3777: “Retirement Woes.” A man on a porch in a swarm says, “Well, Helen, we traded city pollution for country bugs.”

Computer Cartoon 7206: A computer blowing up. “It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for."

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Baldness & Gray Hair Cartoons

Denture Cartoons

Gerontology & Geriatric Cartoons

Glasses & Contact Lenses Cartoons

Grandparent Cartoons

Laser Surgery Cartoons

Pension Cartoons

Retirement Cartoons

Reunion Cartoons

Senior Citizen Cartoons

From McHumor's Blog

Retirees Driving RVs: The Bane of Coastal Summer Life

Building a Grandfather Clock Without Killing My Grandparents

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist