Medicare and Health Insurance Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Insurance Cartoon 8950: Superman fumbling with forms saying, "Just because I can leap tall buildings in a single bound doesn't mean I can know how to choose the best Medicare Insurance Plan for us.”

Insurance Cartoon 7690: A man reading pages of instructions saying to a befuddled woman man, "There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... "

Insurance Cartoon 5498: A lion saying to her mate, "Instead of hunting tonight, why don't we call our insurance agent, say we want to get Medigap coverage, and eat him when he arrives?"

Patient Cartoon 7378: A woman holding a humongous care giver's guide says to a man in a hospital bed who's tangle up in tubes, “It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.”

Surgery Cartoon 5865: An insurance agent saying to Frankenstein’s monster, “I'm sorry, but your surgery is considered to be experimental, so it's not covered by your insurance."

Fish Cartoon 8388: A pharmacist giving an astonished woman fish in bowl says, "This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new."

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Dentist Cartoon 8701: "The good news was that the crew got free dental care." A dentist works on a patient on a pirate's gangplank.

Insurance Cartoon 8378: The “Adjuster of the Year” reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, “Claims Denied” and “Claims Paid.” The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.

Exorcism Cartoon 0855: An insurance agent looking at a policy says to a man who's a monster and has a priest by his side, "I'm sorry, Mr. Henderson. Exorcisms are not covered by your health insurance."

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Insurance Cartoon 8984: “Those unclear on the concept of Health Insurance Exchanges.” People playing cards say, “I’ll swap you a liver transplants for chemotherapy.” Someone replies, “Throw in a skin graft, and you have a deal.”

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist