Insurance Cartoons

Insurance Cartoon 7355: A personnel officer says to a cat that's an employee, "You know, you're a very expensive employee because we have to contribute to nine retirement and life insurance plans for you."

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Insurance Cartoon 6536: A dinosaur saying to an insurance agent, "I'd like to buy extinction insurance."

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Insurance Cartoon 3324: An insurance agent says to a woman who's husband is sleeping in chair, “Before we can insure your husband's life, ma'am, he has to show some.” 

Insurance Cartoon 8481: As a huge wad of money flies through a window a man on the phone says, “Mary, kill two birds with one stone. Call my insurance agent thanking him for sending money so fast for my claim and then file another claim, this time for a broken window.”

Insurance Cartoon 5292: Cannibal to another, "Instead of hunting tonight, why don't we call an insurance agent saying we want to buy a policy, and eat him when he arrives?"

Insurance Cartoon 3315: A Japanese woman saying to her husband, "Should we get renter's insurance for the plant, dear?" All they have in the living room is one plant, and no furniture.

Insurance Cartoon 8361: A man with a plaque, "Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year" has two boxes on his desk: Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly. The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.

Accident Cartoon 5640: A man who's crashed his car into another says, "Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you."

Insurance Cartoon 5156: "The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered." An insurance agent says to a confused space alien, "Let me explain our simple insurance procedures with annuitized income options, riders with a living benefit, variable contract with fixed rate sub account offering a two day window without a surrender charge, the characteristics of variable universal life ... " 

Santa Cartoon 3433: An insurance agent says to Santa, “I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.”

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