Barcode Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Spider Cartoon 5484: "Charlotte's Barcode." A spider spins a web in the shape of a barcode.

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Barcode Cartoon 6615: A perplexed driver looking at a road-sign that is a barcode.

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Grocery Cartoon 5899: A woman's shopping list is a bunch of barcodes & she stands in front of vegetables labeled with barcodes.

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History Cartoon 5637: "Betsy Ross sews the first barcode." At the end of the flag's stripes are computer like numbers.

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Bar Code Cartoon 7372: "After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner." A cashier passes cans and boxes in front of her eyes.

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Barcode Cartoon 5229: A witch holding a box of "Eyes of Newt" with a bar code on it says, "I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs."

Artist Cartoon 1879: "Salvador Dali's Barcode." A painter sits in front of a canvas with squiggly lines.

Conference Cartoon 6486: People at a conference all wear nametags that are barcodes.

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Law Cartoon 5318: "The Universal Penal Barcode." A prisoner is behind a huge barcode.

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Roman Cartoon 8344: An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a barcode. The design on the top of the pot is a horse standing in a chariot cracking a whip while a gladiator pulls it.

Roman Cartoon 8344: An ancient Roman looks at the bottom of a clay pot and sees a barcode. The design on the top of the pot is a horse standing in a chariot cracking a whip while a gladiator pulls it.

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Grocery Store Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist