Grocery Store Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Apocalypse Cartoon 9306

Apocalypse Cartoon 9306: Next to an "10 Items Or Fewer Express Line, " in a store a man with an overflowing cart is in a "Preparing for the Apocalypse Line."

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Store Cartoon 7814

Store Cartoon 7814: A police officer arrests a man in a store with a sign at a checkout stand says, "10 Items or Less or Else."

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Food Cartoon 9374

Food Cartoon 9374: In the “Food Free Food Aisle” they sell “Fat Free Fat,” “Gluten Free Gluten,” “Salt Free Salt,” and “Sugar Free Sugar.”

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Food Cartoon 8511

Food Cartoon 8511: At a market selling Berries from Chile, Fruit from Zimbabwe, Vegetables from Mongolia and Potatoes from Mars a grocer says to a woman, “If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you’ll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.”

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Grocery Cartoon 5899

Grocery Cartoon 5899: A woman's shopping list is a bunch of barcodes & she stands in front of vegetables labeled with barcodes.

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Store Cartoon 5052: A man climbing to an "Inconvenience Store" at the top of a mountain only to find it--what else--closed.

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Vegetarian Cartoon 1892

Vegetarian Cartoon 1892: "Fresh Fruit." Fruit at fruit stand say to a woman walking by: "Hi Cutie," "Hey Babe," Sweetheart" and "Hello Sexy."

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Store Cartoon 4915

Store Cartoon 4915: A little old lady being arrested in a supermarket. "Miss Fenwick is caught carrying a concealed weapon: a hybrid tomato which, if thrown, is capable of maiming, even killing."

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Cereal Cartoon 3815

Cereal Cartoon 3815: "Despite continued police efforts, the cereal killer had struck again." In a supermarket a woman passes a cereal box with a knife stuck in it.

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Cancer Cartoon 4674

Cancer Cartoon 4674: A store owner with cases of cereal collecting cob webs says to his assistant, "Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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