Parking Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Parking Cartoon 8278
Parking Cartoon 8278: At a parking lot cars are stacked on top of each other and bulging out the door as a man puts out a "Lot Full" sign.

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Theater Cartoon 8404
Theater Cartoon 8404: "Shakespeare in the Parking Garage.” A perplexed Shakespeare in an empty parking asking, "My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?"

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Running Cartoon 3429

Running Cartoon 3429: A dog running on a treadmill in front of a parked car says to a cat, “It's safer than chasing cars on the street."

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Parking Cartoon 8264
Parking Cartoon 8264: “Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.” Cars stacked on one another in front of a meter.

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Parking Lot Cartoon 4608
Parking Lot Cartoon 4608: "You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush." Musicians leave the stage in the middle of a performance.

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Employee Cartoon 1922

Employee Cartoon 1922: A supervisor says to an employee, "A raise isn't possible now, McWit, but because of your continued fine service to us, you may use my parking space whenever I'm on vacation."

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Parking Cartoon 7015

Parking Cartoon 7015: A kid selling lemonade asking, "Validate your parking?"

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Parking Lot Cartoon 7274
Parking Lot Cartoon 7274: Person in huge parking lot outside hospital saying, "Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots."

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Locksmith Cartoon 4897

Locksmith Cartoon 4897: Ali Baba in front of his rock wall saying to a man, "What Open Sesame bit? I had my contractor install an automatic garage door opener."

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Parking Cartoon 7405
Parking Cartoon 7405: A hospital parking attendant pointing to a sign with oodles of text and saying to a driver, "There's really no need for confusion. The rules here in part 95b, section 33 quite clearly state that on even Tuesdays when visiting a patient in wing B who's in a private room and has type A blood ... "

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

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The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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