Wine Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Wine Cartoon 5368: A man stranded on a desert island says of to a woman who's found a case of red wine washed up on shore, "Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish."

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Champagne Cartoon 8202

Champagne Cartoon 8202: As a dog at a party pours Champagne in a toilet another explains, “We’ve spared no expense on the punch.”

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Wine Cartoon 4681: A man at a gallery says, "The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable."

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Printing Cartoon 8251

Printing Cartoon 8251: Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

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Drinking Cartoon 8839: "Fred drinks to restricting himself to just one glass of wine a day." A fellow drinks from a huge glass.

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Pig Cartoon 1607: A pig in a restaurant with a glass of wine reads a menu, "Swine List."

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Boat Cartoon 6799: A huge boat cracks after someone christens it with a small bottle. "They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to."

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Christmas Cartoon 9190

Christmas Cartoon 9190: Santa Claus in front of a fire place says, "More milk and cookies. Why never wine and cheese?"

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Bee Cartoon 5645: A bee bride and groom enter the "Honeymoon Suite" where a bottle of "Prime Mead" is in a bucket of ice.

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Wine Cartoon 3940: A wine server at a party says to a crowd, "Stand back! Let the wine breathe." 

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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