Psychology Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Fish Cartoon 2099: A fish in a bowl saying to another about a woman looking at them, "Don't you find watching people relaxing?"

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Map Cartoon 8489: Some one at a computer says, “Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.”

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Psychology Cartoon 8490: A businessman in a three-piece suit walks past a kid dressed in punk and hip-hop. Both think, “There, but for the grace of God, go I."

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Philosophy Cartoon 2394: A man says to a girl, “Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.”

Sheep Cartoon 5826: A sheep says to another sheep, "You’re a natural born follower."

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Construction Cartoon 6123: Hearing a construction worker scream, but not seeing that he's falling off a building another says, "I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation."

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Bee Cartoon 3350: A bee asks another, "What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?"

Frequent Flyer Cartoon 3422: An executive asks another about to jump out a window, “May I have your frequent flier points?"

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Jogging Cartoon 1672: A woman sits on a park bench amongst people running. “Mrs. Fipperwell watches the world jog by.”

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New Years Cartoon 9045: Someone at a party says, "I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist