Hotel Cartoons

by -Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Hotel Cartoon 5219: "Compliments of the House." Someone enters a hotel room where the furniture is speaking saying: "You did great in today's meeting," "Good looking suit," and "You're a handsome hunk."

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Reading Cartoon 4780

Reading Cartoon 4780: Kid at hotel desk says to mom, "Gee, their sign looks just like what's on our towels at home. " "The down side of teaching kids to read too early."

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Skiing Cartoon 5698

Skiing Cartoon 5698: "The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere" is a chalet at the top of a cliff.

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Flying Cartoon 4437: An airline passenger says, “I saved 10 minutes at the hotel with speedy checkout, 10 minutes at the car rental with instant check in. Now I'm spending 6 hours on the runway.”

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Insurance Cartoon 3884: A space alien in a UFO that's landed in front of a quaint hotel says, "Our insurance company doesn't cover saucer theft if it's left unlocked, so lock it even through this seems like a safe neighborhood."

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Bee Cartoon 5645: A bee bride and groom enter the "Honeymoon Suite" where a bottle of "Prime Mead" is in a bucket of ice.

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Travel Cartoon 8948

Travel Cartoon 8948: "Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night." A man has oodles of luggage, including a kitchen sink.

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Hotel Cartoon 5335: "The Sports Hotel offers sports fans amenities beyond a pool and a workout room." A basketball hoop is above a bed in a hotel room.

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Outhouse Cartoon 4986: A ribbon around an outhouse says, "Sanitized for your protection."

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Rhino Cartoon 4128: At a hotel with a, "No Pet" sign an explorer riding a rhino checking in says, "He's not a pet. He's an endangered species."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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