Dental & Dentist Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Plant Cartoon 7649: Behind a truck that says, "Plant Doctor" is one that says, "Plant Dentist." Someone explains, “She works with carnivorous plants.”

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Dentist Cartoon 2511: A dentist says to a patient, “No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won’t be able to remove your ingrown toenail.”

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Dali Cartoon 0171: "Salvador Dali in the morning." Toothpaste is dripping down the sink; toilet paper is running down the wall onto the floor, etc.

Phobia Cartoon 1019: A man in an airplane cabin sits in a dentists chair with a big drill in front of him and listens to the announcement, “As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.”

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Wine Cartoon 5864: "Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine." A couple grimace while drinking.

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Periodontal Cartoon 2784: Arrows point to the mouth of a man missing all but one of his teeth. “Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.”

Toothpaste Cartoon 0664: In a drug store a man says to a woman, "Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave."

Sweepstakes Cartoon 0822: A wife says to her husband who’s holding an envelope and jumping up and down, “You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?”

Dentist Cartoon 7640: A road sign to “Eye Clinic” is humongous compared to the “Dental Clinic” sign."

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Mouthwash Cartoon 2763: A native says to an explorer holding a bottle, “I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.”

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Denture Cartoons

Doctor's Office Visit Cartoons

Bathroom & Toilet Cartoons

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Cosmetic & Beauty Product Cartoons

Dental & Dentist Cartoons

Nail & Manicure Cartoons

Shampoo & Conditioner Cartoons

Skin Care Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist