Prenuptial Agreement Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Prenup Cartoon 7858: "A Modern Day Fairy Tale." A mom reading a bed time story says, "... and they got a divorce and, due to a good prenup, they lived happily ever after."

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Relationship Cartoon 5310: Eve reading document to Adam and saying, "So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?" "The First Prenuptial Agreement."

Prenup Cartoon 7891: A black widow spider saying, "Eating my husband did give me a small bit of consolation for the prenup Hell he put me through."

Prenup Cartoon 7899: A minister asking at a wedding, "Who has the rings and prenup?"

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Prenup Cartoon 7855: A woman in a bathroom saying to a man, "Hugh, you know leaving the toilet seat up violates our prenuptial agreement."

History Cartoon 5304: Henry VIII looking over a document as one of his wives kneels by the chopping block saying, "No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement."

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Prenup Cartoon 7922: Next to the "Department of Romance Languages" at a college is the "Department of Hate Languages." A student walking by says to another, "You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during the prenup process."

Prenup Cartoon 7896: A doll called, “Prenup Boobie” saying to Ken, “You want me to sign a prenup! When did the toy maker give you balls?"

Prenup Cartoon 7861: A man on a psychiatric couch saying, "Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore."

Prenup Cartoon 7898: A woman hugging a large document labeled, "Prenup" stands at the door and saying, "Mom, Meet my new significant other."

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist