Fashion & Clothing Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Fashion Cartoon 3591: A woman wearing odd clothes says to her husband, "I told the computer what was in our daughter's closet and this is what it suggested as an outfit. Lets take it in to have it checked for viruses."

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Model Cartoon 8558: "It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules." Molecules walk down a fashion show runway.

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Fashion Cartoon 4901: A kid at a parade looking at a king wearing polyester shouting, "The Emperor's Wearing Tacky Clothes!" "The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes."

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Fashion Cartoon 6649: "Formal Friday day at the sheep ranch." The hands wear tuxedos.

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Wedding Cartoon 7889: A woman weighing herself says, "My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown."

Zebra Cartoon 7480: Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da in a zinnia-print Zoot Suit as he zooms over a zoo that just happens to have the zip-code of zero zero two.

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Fashion Cartoon 8561: “She dressed herself this morning” is said simultaneously by a mother whose little girl's clothes and socks are mismatched and a little girl whose mother's clothes are mismatched.

Fast Food Cartoon 8454: Looking at employees in wrinkled dirty uniforms a customer says, “This is carrying casual Friday too far.”

Ascetics Cartoon 2631: A man wearing a t-shirt with a bunny on it says to a pastor, “I wear my hare shirt whenever I study ascetics.”

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Bowling Cartoon 8736: A man fumbles throwing a bowling ball so it goes through the floor. "At least my shirt and shoes are kind of cool."

Fast Food Cartoon 8451: A woman looking at a well-endowed cashier with low cleavage saying, “Okay, call me old-fashioned, but having to view more cleavage than bun when I get my hamburger is not appetizing.”

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Laundry & Dry Cleaning Cartoons

Shoe Cartoons

McHumor’s Blog Post: The History of Stone Washed &Baby Uh Ohs

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist