Tanning, Skin Cancer & Skin Care Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Masonry Cartoon 6763
Masonry Cartoon 6763: A contractor at the beach selling wet concrete as "Sunscreen, SPF 1,000" saying, "Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen." 

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Sun Burn Cartoon 9354

Sun Burn Cartoon 9354: A statue on Easter Island has white goop on his nose next to a huge tube of “Sunscreen SPF 30.” Other statues have sun burnt noses.

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Solar Cartoon 1434
Solar Cartoon 1434: "Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp." A couple on a sunny beach lie under a lamp with solar cells.

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Environment Cartoon 1432

Environment Cartoon 1432: A swimmer says, "One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun."

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Copier Cartoon 8901

Copier Cartoon 8901: "Xerosis: Effects of a lifetime of photocopier abuse." A man has little copies of himself all over his face.

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Umbrella Cartoon 8587
Umbrella Cartoon 8587: “Kyleen’s SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.” A woman at the beach sits under a humongous umbrella. 

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Beauty Cartoon 5866

Beauty Cartoon 5866: A vendor at the beach selling "Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires."

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Vampire Cartoon 1289
Vampire Cartoon 1289: A vampire lying on a towel on a beach at night says to another, “Please pass the Moon Tan lotion."

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Crab Cartoon 8751
Crab Cartoon 8751: "A crab concerned about getting sun burnt." A crab with an umbrella crosses a highway.

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Cancer Cartoon 3765
Cancer Cartoon 3765: A doctor says to a filthy man, "That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit."

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

Cartoons from a Warped Mind

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Holy Rollers is now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to

Holy Rollers

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A slide show of some of my favorite cartoons.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker Cover
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

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Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

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The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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About the cartoonist

Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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All work on this page is copyright protected.

If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include: All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa (T-) McCracken. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon first. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are pursued by CartoonStock Enforcement.