Retirement Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Retirement Cartoon 7504
Community Cartoon 8995: A cannibal saying to another, “We're getting to old to hunt. Lets move into a gated community and eat the other residents.”

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Elderhostel Cartoon 7841
Elderhostel Cartoon 7841: “Godzilla Meets Frankenstein: A touching story of two retired actors finding themselves at the same Elderhostel.” At a mixer they’re wearing name tags and one says, "Hi I'm Godzilla" and the other says "Hi I'm Frankenstein."

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Bee Cartoon 7506

Bee Cartoon 7506: "Worker & Retired Bees.” One bee punches a time clock and another is in an easy chair watching TV.

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Writing Cartoon 7145

Writing Cartoon 7145: "Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home." One old codger on the porch brags to another, "I once discovered a particle this SMALL." The other says, "Oh yeah! Well I once wrote a book this BIG."

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RV Cartoon 6925
 RV Cartoon 6925: "Gen-Xers in their retirement years." Mobile homes in space."

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Skiing Cartoon 4895
Skiing Cartoon 4895: "The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort." A woman lives in a huge ski boot that's sliding down the hill.

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Inuit Cartoon 6174
Inuit Cartoon 6174: An Inuit in front of a melted igloo in the desert says, "I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt."

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Retirement Cartoon 3777
Retirement Cartoon 3777: “Retirement Woes.” A man on a porch in a swarm says, “Well, Helen, we traded city pollution for country bugs.”

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Computer Cartoon 7206

Computer Cartoon 7206: A computer blowing up. “It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for."

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

Cartoons from a Warped Mind

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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A slide show of some of my favorite cartoons.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

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Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

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The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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About the cartoonist

Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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