Cheap Government Regulation Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Baby Cartoon 8296

Baby Cartoon 8296: "Child labor law violations in the white collar work place." A baby in a crib and on the phone says, "I'm sorry. This is technical support. Personnel is extension 555."

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Business Cartoon 5959
Business Cartoon 5959: A stairway going to the clouds has an arrow pointing the way "To The Sorry For The Inconvenience Department."

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Truck Cartoon 4213
Truck Cartoon 4213: "The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station." An inspector uses several household scales to weigh huge trucks.

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Safety Cartoon 8479
Safety Cartoon 8479: An executive at his desk with his head in his hands and a wall of safety awards behind him sighs as a man in a OSHA hat pushes a wheelbarrow overflowing with paper into the office and says, "Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year."

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Pedestrian Cartoon 1729
Pedestrian Cartoon 1729: Woman to jaywalking man, "The city spends millions a year on traffic lights. Since you're always complaining about taxes, you'd think you'd at least obey them." 

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Government Cartoon 5957
Government Cartoon 5957: "Who says you can't fight City Hall?" A man in a judo robe kicks a door.

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Road Cartoon 8330

Road Cartoon 8330: A road worker with a wheel barrow of papers throws a stack of papers in a pot hole says to a bulldozer driver, "These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes."

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Happiness Cartoon 5942

Happiness Cartoon 5942: A stodgy businessman looks at a kid bouncing down the street. He says: "Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate."

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Safety Cartoon 8482
Safety Cartoon 8482: "Managers at Night." A terrified man in bed says to his wife, "Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed."

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Mining Cartoon 8334
Mining Cartoon 8334: "Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals." A man reading a book is knocked out when a rock is flung out of it.

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Truck Cartoon 4961
Truck Cartoon 4961: Of all the stuff in the front window of a truck (e.g., receipts, coffee cups, cans, etc.) a inspector says,"Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump."

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Smoking Cartoon 0923
Smoking Cartoon 0923: A fireman in a cafe where only the smoking section is on fire says, "Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful."

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About the cartoonist

Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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