Real Estate Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Banking Cartoon 7981: An Eskimo saying to a lawyer, "My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage."

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Real Estate Cartoon 8279
Real Estate Cartoon 8279: A man sitting in a living room where the window that looks out on a brick wall says, "One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see."

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Realtor Cartoon 5429
Realtor Cartoon 5429: A realtor showing a bathroom where the tub, toilet and sink have been cut in half says, " ... and this is the half bath.”

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History Cartoon 5672: A Native American real estate agent showing Christopher Columbus a tee pee that's for sale, "I assure you, if you're looking for an early American house, you won't find any more early than this."

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Apartment Cartoon 6178
Apartment Cartoon 6178: "Un-Cooperative Apartments." Residents shout, "Step in my door and I'll break your neck!" "You moron!" "Go fix it yourself!" "Ooops." "It's not my turn to mow the lawn." "Idiot!"

 

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Veterinarian Cartoon 4149
Veterinarian Cartoon 4149: A couple with lots of cats and dogs looking at a house right next door to a veterinarian saying, "We'll take it!"

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Airport Cartoon 2958: A man sitting on his porch in the middle of nowhere says to his wife, “Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.”

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Renter Cartoon 8704: When a meteor crashes through their ceiling a man says, "There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back."

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Real Estate Cartoon 5964: "What the Buyer and Seller Think." In front of a "For Sale" sign one person thinks of a shack and another of a mansion.

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Condo Cartoon 9027: A little girl says to a boy, "Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
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