Laundry & Dry Cleaning Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Circus Cartoon 9376

Circus Cartoon 9376: Laundry hangs from a circus tightrope. It’s put there by an acrobat standing on a chair held by a man on a unicycle. Her basket is held by an elephant standing on a ball.

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Soccer Cartoon 4308

Soccer Cartoon 4308: A mom says to her son whose dirty laundry is on the floor while he plays with a soccer ball, "I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away."

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Electricity Cartoon 1618

Electricity Cartoon 1618: Dracula and his bride at night, he’s loading a washer, she ironing, and all the lights in the house are on: "One advantage of being a vampire is that you use electricity in the cheap non-peak hours."

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Police Cartoon 5126
Police Cartoon 5126: A police officer arresting a mugger says to the bleeding victim, " ... and use All Temperature Bluo to get those blood stains out."

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Fashion Cartoon 7309

Fashion Cartoon 7309: Someone saying to a woman with a bra stuck on the back of her jacket, "Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

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Fashion Cartoon 2891

Fashion Cartoon 2891: A dry cleaner holding up a dirty shirt says, "You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."

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Steamroller Cartoon 3589: A prospective employee at a laundromat says, "Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller."

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Vampire Cartoon 1609

Vampire Cartoon 1609: A vampire's wife examining her laundry says, "Oh dear. My new and improved detergent didn't get out blood stains as advertised."

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Skiing Cartoon 5086
Skiing Cartoon 5086: As a St. Bernard walks off with its nose in the air a frantic skier shouts, "I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

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Auto Cartoon 2015

Auto Cartoon 2015: Henry, worried his old car wouldn’t pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com

iTunes

It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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