Hospital Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Hospital Cartoon 7328
Hospital Cartoon 7328: A contractor looking at plans says to a hospital administrator, “My analysis indicates the need for wire splicing, asbestos-ectomy, an AC transplant, electrical-graphs and a duct-bypass."

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Marriage Cartoon 8756

Marriage Cartoon 8756: A woman says to a man in a hospital bed who's tangle up in tubes, “I'm sorry, dear. I just promised to have and to hold you. Not untangle you.”

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ER Cartoon 7326
ER Cartoon 7326: A patient sneezing and blowing a hole in an emergency room wall. A doctor says, "I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated."

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Hospital Cartoon 7117
Hospital Cartoon 7117: At a Medical Records Office a sign says: "We don't let computers mess up your records. We do it by hand."

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HVAC Cartoon 8687
HVAC Cartoon 8687: “A doctor in the hospital’s basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace."

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ER Cartoon 7325
ER Cartoon 7325: A carpenter in a hospital about to plug in his circular saw yelling, "CLEAR!"

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Hospital Cartoon 7327
Hospital Cartoon 7327: As a huge missile is delivered to a clinic the purchasing agent says to the delivery man: "Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves."

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Hospital Cartoon 5764

Hospital Cartoon 5764: A man hanging in dungeon says to his cell mate, "I hope they're careful with their medical waste."

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Hospital Cartoon 1831

Hospital Cartoon 1831: A window in a Hospital Registration desk says, “Express Line, 10 Symptoms or Less.”

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Parking Cartoon 7405
Parking Cartoon 7405: A hospital parking attendant pointing to a sign with oodles of text and saying to a driver, "There's really no need for confusion. The rules here in part 95b, section 33 quite clearly state that on even Tuesdays when visiting a patient in wing B who's in a private room and has type A blood ... "

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Soup Cartoon 3400

Soup Cartoon 3400: Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

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Hospital Cartoon 5871

Hospital Cartoon 5871: Of a piece of meat in a hospital bed a doctor looking at a chart says, “Ah, beef jerky being cured."

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Executive Cartoon 5305
Executive Cartoon 5305: Dying executive says to lawyer,"... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space."

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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About the cartoonist

Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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