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Art Cartoon 2088
Art Cartoon 2088: A park statue of a general with his finger poised over The Button.

 

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Security Cartoon 6484

Security Cartoon 6484: A woman saying as a huge missile is delivered to her office, "Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge."

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Game Cartoon 3366

Game Cartoon 3366: A woman saying to a man playing a computer game, "That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it."

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Military Cartoon 2086
Military Cartoon 2086: When a general kicks the tire on a missile's launch pad's wheel, it goes off and he thinks, "Oooops."

 

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Culture Cartoon 2807
Culture Cartoon 2807: A soldier says to a general, "Sir, the enemy developed a weapon that will wipe out all culture except for elevator music and black velvet paintings."

 

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Rocket Cartoon 1179

Rocket Cartoon 1179: After a rocket's crashed an engineer with a calculator says to another, "You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point."

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Art Cartoon 5014
Art Cartoon 5014: A man sits in his fancy living room with various pieces of art including a missile. "Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art."

 

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Peace Cartoon 7124

Peace Cartoon 7124: The Dove of peace in a flying saucer looks at a map with an arrow that points to “You are here” and Earth is marked “You are needed here.”

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Peace Cartoon 7438

Peace Cartoon 7438: “Be nice to each other. There’s not enough duct tape in the world that’ll save us unless we all are.” Duct tape wraps a globe.

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School Cartoon 4728

School Cartoon 4728: "Worried about their funding, the Pentagon went to schools to learn how to run successful bake sales." A general walks up to a bunch of scholars."

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist
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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include: All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa (T-) McCracken. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, remove, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of www.mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon, first. It will be considered a copyright violation if any of the cartoons are removed. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are aggressively pursued by Richard Newman, Internet Attorney and Internet Law Specialist - Hinch Newman LLP.

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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

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890 North Bayview Loop
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