Nurse & Doctor Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Hospital Cartoon 1830

Hospital Cartoon 1830: A nurse in a hospital saying, "I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves."

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Doctor Cartoon 8971
Doctor Cartoon 8971: In a waiting room a nurse says to a skeleton wearing a dress and leaning it’s head wearily on it’s hand bones, “Doctor will see you now.”

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Roses Cartoons 1709
Roses Cartoons 1709: An executive says to a nurse removing thorns from his nose, "The doctor DID tell me to stop and smell the roses."

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Doctor Cartoon 3097

Doctor Cartoon 3097: In a waiting room are the Seven Dwarfs. A nurse says to a doctor, “You have seven patients: a dyslexic, an insomniac, one with depression, one with allergies, a manic, a hypochondriac, and one with an inferiority complex.”

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Vitamin Cartoon 4106: A nurse says to a doctor examining a patient, “It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.”

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Vampire Cartoon 2193
Vampire Cartoon 2193: A nurse with the blood mobile asks a vampire, “What do you mean your blood type is mixed?”

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Medical Cartoon 4035
Medical Cartoon 4035: A nurse hanging an IV bag with huge lumps in it saying, “The doctor is putting you on solids.”

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Bedpan Cartoon 4676
Bedpan Cartoon 4676: A nurse says to a hospital patient, "I know you're bored, but please quit painting our bedpans."

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Medical Cartoon 1942
Medical Cartoon 1942: Hospital admissions' windows, 1st and 2nd opinions.

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Coffee Cartoon 8928
Coffee Cartoon 8928: A man in a hospital bed shoots a bazooka at a cup of coffee. "Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso." 

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

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It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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