Pregnancy, Maternity & Birth Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Baby Cartoon 8159: In a maternity ward in the middle of a dozen cribs one baby has a humongous nose. A couple both with equally humongous noses ask a nurse, "The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?”
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Maternity Cartoon 5493: A man with woman about to give birth saying to a doctor, "Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer."
Tortoise Cartoon 8042: A small tortoise struggling to lay a huge egg looks at a bowling and says, "And I thought I had a big egg to lay."
Cockroach Cartoon 1984: A doctor says to a huge cockroach, "Mrs. Blattaria, you're pregnant with 2000. I warned you about the effects of eating fertility pills."
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Eye Cartoon 7119: A father who wears large glasses looks a newly delivered baby who’s also got large glasses and says to the doctor, "Oh dear. He's got my eyes."
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Drug Test Cartoon 3105: A supervisor says to a man, “Fingleworth, your drug tests show you to be drug free, but also to be 3 months pregnant.”
Baseball Cartoon 5384: A manager says to baseball players, "The good news: your tests show you to all be drug free. The bad news: apparently you're all three months pregnant."
Doctor Cartoon 7215: A man with a pregnant wife says to their doctor, "We’ve decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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