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Magazines I've drawn for. The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Need a cartoon on a specific topic?
Using my computer data base of over 100,000 cross-indexed ideas, I'll send you some targeted whimsy, you pick out what makes you smirk, and I email the drawings with no obligation on your part to buy anything unless you like them.
 
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Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong
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Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

Information for Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Personalized Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my most popular cartoons on various topics. The books only cost $8.50, and that even includes postage & handling if you're in the U.S.

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Do you run a business & want something special to send prospective clients, give as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.

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In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

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T. McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
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(541) 563-3112

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Cartoons from a Warped MindCartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Drug & Pharmaceutical Cartoons
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Why do cartoons on this site have large copyright symbols © and/or pink watermarks that say, “If you can see this blurb, this cartoon is being used WITHOUT PERMISSION from mchumor.com?” Because people are using cartoons from this site without permission. Many assume that images found using Google are in the public domain. Most are not. I support my family by selling cartoons online, so please contact me before using any of them. THANKS!
Drug Cartoon 3459
Drug Cartoon 3459: A woman saying, "When I was on amphetamines in my wild youth, I could write a 25 page paper in an hour on a manual typewriter, but not in any known language."

 

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Baseball Cartoon 8195
Baseball Cartoon 8195: A baseball player shuffling toward a base with his walker while the baseman tries to catch a ball with one hand and holding his cane in the other. "The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol."

 

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Chicken Cartoon 8237
Chicken Cartoon 8237: A chicken in front of a hospital carries a picket sign that says, “Just Say No to Chicken Soup.”

 

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Drug Cartoon 3106
Drug Cartoon 0953: Woman to man holding a pill the size of a bowling ball says to a man, "Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear."

 

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Construction Cartoon 1941
Construction Cartoon 1941: At a construction site with a cracked beam an inspector says, "No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

 

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Lab Cartoon 4969
Lab Cartoon 4969: A mouse with a brief case in a lab maze says, "They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?"

 

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Dentist Cartoon 8661
Dentist Cartoon 8661: A dentist says to a woman with a cuckoo bird popping out of her mouth, "Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?"

 

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Calcium Cartoon 4052

Calcium Cartoon 4052: Looking at a huge dinosaur skeleton in a museum a kid asks, “What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?”

 

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the characters, setting and/or caption were different?
No problem. I can redraw it for you.

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Dental Cartoon 7652

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Thank God for Periodontal Disease,

a collection of 72 of T- McCracken's most popular dental related cartoons, most of which can be seen at www.mchumor.com's
Dental Related Cartoons
(They are black and white in the book, even ones that are in color on the web site.)
 
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Custom Cartoon Books
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