Office Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Parrot Cartoon 8414: “Mary got more work done when she replaced her phone receptionist with a parrot who asked callers if they minded being put on ignore.”

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Rat Cartoon 6885: A man showing a woman around an office where all the workers are rats wearing T-shirts with numbers says, "Welcome to the rat race."

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Gravity Cartoon 7165: As things float in the around an office someone says to another, "I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again."

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Office Cartoon 4574: Boxes on a desk are “In,” “Out” and a really messy one that's “Organize.”

HVAC Cartoon 7595: A man saying to an electrician repairing an air conditioner, "Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last."

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Executive Cartoon 5412: An executive says to his secretary, "It's lonely at the top. Take out a personal ad for me."

Tire Cartoon 4445: A tire on a car says to another, “Remember, don't bother going flat unless he's late."

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Office Cartoon 3317: The “In Box” on a man’s desk is over a trash can labeled "Out" with basketball net.

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God Cartoon 3989: God thinks, "Thank Me it's Friday.” “God on the fifth day.”

Computer Cartoon 7478: Someone in a restroom with no toilet paper says, “This is carrying the paperless work place too far.

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Santa Cartoon 9661: As Santa rests on a beach and a reindeer runs with a surfboard an elf says, “I could get used to working remotely.”

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist