Cartoons Rejected By The New Yorker

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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These are some cartoons recently rejected by the New Yorker. I realize I have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than of getting a cartoon published in the New Yorker, but I still submit monthly. Actually, with my luck, I’ll be abducted by aliens the day after I have something accepted.

Computer Cartoon 9341

Computer Cartoon 9341: An ancient Egyptian looks at a computer screen that says, “Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.”

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Body Image Cartoon 9419: An elderly flabby woman looks in a mirror and is reflected back as a young fit one. “Warning, Objects in Mirror May Bear No Relation to Reality.”

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King Kong Cartoon 9327

King Kong Cartoon 9327: A woman at a party talking to King Kong says, "Not THE King Kong?"

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Computer Cartoon 9312

Computer Cartoon 9312: A devil meeting a man in hell says, “You didn’t read all your user agreements all the way through before clicking ‘agree’, did you?”

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Biology Cartoon 9377

Biology Cartoon 9377: “A Food Chain Gang.” A prison work crew hoeing a carrot field has a lion chained to wolf that is chained to a raccoon that is chained to a rabbit.

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Denture Cartoon 9394: Little Red Riding Hood looking at dentures in a glass of whitener says to a wolf in bed: "My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother.”

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Love Cartoon 9395: A praying mantis in bed next to a headless one says, “Wow, that was great. Was it as great for you too?”

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Sun Burn Cartoon 9354

Sun Burn Cartoon 9354: A statue on Easter Island has white goop on his nose next to a huge tube of “Sunscreen SPF 30.” Other statues have sun burnt noses.

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Dog Cartoon 9390: A woman in bed looking at a phone says to her husband, "It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

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Medical Cartoon 9378

Medical Cartoon 9378: A doctor consoles a woman sitting next to a hospital bed where the patient is a skeleton, “Not to worry, ma’am. We’re far from exhausting our treatment options.”

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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