Mechanic Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Repair Cartoon 6551: A mechanic looking at an engine that's on the outside of a car and saying, "I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines."

Repair Cartoon 4425: "Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement." A man rolls on the ground in hysterical laughter in a garage.

Repair Cartoon 6934: Someone stranded on an island with a car seeing a car bench seat wash up on shore says, "Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats."

Mechanic Cartoon 5940: A student in "Trade School, Car Repair 101" asks another looking through a microscope asks, "Is this the small engines class?"

Inventory Cartoon 6636: A man saying to a younger clerk at an auto body shop, "When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer."

Repair Cartoon 7357: "Hell for Mechanics." The Devil shows a man a flaming cave with lots of tools, and says, "All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips."

Boat Cartoon 4242: A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

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Auto Cartoon 4357: A mechanic looking at a clunker of a car says to the owner, " ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction."

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Bank Cartoon 2972: A Drive in Bank has a sign, "Financial Statement: Assets, $50 Million; Liabilities, $10 Million; Oil Reserves, $5 Million; Tires Rotated & Lube; $50."

Tool Cartoon 4241: "The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go."

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McHumor’s Blog Post: A Road Trip in a 1951 Plymouth

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist