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Many assume images found on the web are in the public domain. Most are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family by selling them online, so please contact me before using any. THANKS!
Tooth Fairy Cartoon 8672

Tooth Fairy Cartoon 8672: The tooth fairy sitting a bar drinking a martini with a bag of teeth on the stool next to her says, "You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours."

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Insect Cartoon 5188

Insect Cartoon 5188: IRS auditor says to a huge bug, "About these five million dependents you've claimed ... "

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Literature Cartoon 0125

Literature Cartoon 0125: A parent of a sad looking girl says, "We don't want Elizabeth to view the world through rose colored glasses, so we have her on a strict regime of heavy Greek tragedies."

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Evolution Cartoon 0252

Evolution Cartoon 9031: A kid asks her father, "Dad, will you tell me about evolution, how we evolved from cabbage leaves to storks to people?"

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Condo Cartoon 0217

Condo Cartoon 9027: A little girl says to a boy, "Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead."

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Bankruptcy Cartoon 8410

Bankruptcy Cartoon 8410: A woman at a family dinner table says to her two kids, “Due to my rising medical bills, we’re going to have to let one of you go.”

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Electrician Cartoon 4495

Electrician Cartoon 4495: A kid says to his mom who is about to plug in a lamp, "Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician."

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Jury Cartoon 2354

Jury Cartoon 2354: A juror says, "We may have been a hung jury for three weeks, but I did get a chance to sell 11 magazine subscriptions for my kid's school field trip fund."

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Doctor Cartoon 0217

Doctor Cartoon 9029: A little boy says to a little girl, "Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I’ll be the doctor you refer patients to."

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.
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Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include:
All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa McCracken and mchumor.com. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, remove, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of www.mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon, first. It will be considered a copyright violation if any of the cartoons are removed. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are aggressively pursued by Richard Newman, Internet Attorney and Internet Law Specialist - Hinch Newman LLP.

 

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

Cartoons from a Warped Mind

It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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A slide show of some of my favorite cartoons.

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Tip JarIf you laughed while here, why not buy me a beer?

Calendars

Cat Calendar

Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.


Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.


Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.


Personalized Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

Watercolor Paintings
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Holy Rollers is now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers


How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Why there are two styles of web pages on mchumor.com

About the cartoonist
T- (Theresa) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 563-3112

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