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Many assume images found on the web are in the public domain. Most are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family by selling them online, so please contact me before using any. THANKS!
Baby Cartoon 3970

Baby Cartoon 3970: A woman with a baby in her in box being asked, "Still having problems finding day care?"

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Dentist Cartoon 8662

Dentist Cartoon 8662: A dentist about to give a patient a shot says of a huge monster outside the window, "Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day."

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Whittling Cartoon 5161

Whittling Cartoon 5161: "Whittler's Mother." An angry woman in long black dress sweeps up sawdust and wood shavings.

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Convenience Food Cartoon 4526

Convenience Food Cartoon 9049: Someone sipping from a bowl says, "Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat."

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Mother Cartoon 5027

Mother Cartoon 5027: "How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit." Someone climbs a mountain and asks a guru, "What is the meaning of life?" The guru says, "Go look it up in a dictionary."

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Kid Cartoon 4784

Kid Cartoon 4784: A mom tied up as kids fight next to her hears a TV announcement, "It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?"

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Book Cartoon 2795

 Book Cartoon 2795: A mother in front of a bookstore window saying to her son, "Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from."

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School Cartoon 2248

School Cartoon 2248: A woman says, "I signed your report card with an X. With your grades I didn't want your teacher to think your mother was literate."

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Running Cartoon 5369

Running Cartoon 5369: A woman jogging with baby in back pack saying to someone, "You can't start them exercising too early."

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Kid Cartoon 8836

Kid Cartoon 8836: A mom says to a boy sitting in front of an old fashioned TV, "I found the most effective TV parental control was to get a TV set with no remote."

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All work on this page is copyright protected.

If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.
Information on how to use my work legally.

The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by fines and federal imprisonment.

Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include:
All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa McCracken and mchumor.com. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, remove, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of www.mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon, first. It will be considered a copyright violation if any of the cartoons are removed. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are aggressively pursued by Richard Newman, Internet Attorney and Internet Law Specialist - Hinch Newman LLP.

 

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

Cartoons from a Warped Mind

It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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A slide show of some of my favorite cartoons.

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Tip JarIf you laughed while here, why not buy me a beer?

Calendars

Cat Calendar

Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.


Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.


Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.


Personalized Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

Watercolor Paintings
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Holy Rollers is now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers


How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Why there are two styles of web pages on mchumor.com

About the cartoonist
T- (Theresa) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 563-3112

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