Kids & Dads Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Kid Cartoon 8838: A kid in front of a computer says to her father, "OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls."

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Father Cartoon 8611: A man drinking beers and watching TV with his young son says, "This is a Father's Day party that will scar you for life."

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Golf Cartoon 2814: A man has a baby in his golf club bag. Someone asks him, "Still can't find a day care center?"

Carpenter Cartoon 6317: A carpenter carries piece of lumber with a baby on it and a diamond sign that says, "Baby on Board." Another asks, "Still having problems finding day care?"

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Insurance Cartoon 5281: A daughter asks her father, "Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?"

Police Cartoon 2017: Kid in bed saying to a cop sitting by her, "Dad, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale?"

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Duck Cartoon 2796: A father with a big nose reads to his son who also has a big nose, " ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck."

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Clergy Cartoon 4473: Priest looking at ugly ties for sale on Father's Day saying to another, "At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts."

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Business Cartoon 6180: A woman with an ad on the back of her wedding dress saying to the groom, "Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something."

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Camping Cartoon 5272: "Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist